Japanese Post Office Approves Licking Soft Porn Idols AKB48 on the Behind!

Now, every guy in Japan can satisfy their wettest of dreams licking the girls in AKB48 in the ass. Well, maybe not every guy, but definitely by every pervert and geek in Japan. For the most disgusting news and proof of the decline of Japan, read on.... 


In another attempt to show people the easy way shore up the flagging fortunes of business, the Japanese postal service shows everyone a novel idea in how to come out of a deep of a mountain of debt! The Japanese Post Office has announced that they've steeped to new lows and will release postage stamps with AKB48 on them. 


So now even you can lick these girls on their behinds!

Woof!

Oooh! Yeah! Makes me uncomfortable and sweaty just thinking about it. 

Kyodo News reports:

New Postage Stamp to Feature AKB48

Japan Post Network Co. is taking orders online and at post offices across the nation for stamp sheets featuring AKB48, the popular all-girl pop group, for distribution in February.

The sets feature the group's Team A, Team K and Team B versions on a made-to-order basis and cost ¥5,700 each. They include seal-type ¥50 stamps plus postcards and letter sets.

AKB48

After accepting orders online through Jan. 9 and at post offices through Jan. 6, Japan Post will send out the sets starting Feb. 1.

Japan Post said it will hold a drawing in which customers can win postcards with members' original autographs.

I remember when I was a kid, I collected stamps (until I figured out that pieces of paper had no intrinsic value and started collecting silver). This would definitely make me stop collecting stamps! I'll be all these pervert dorky Japanese guys who couldn't get a girlfriend if their life depended on it, will buy a set or ten.

Not only will these turkeys buy the sets, they will never use them and just keep them.

The post office knows this and knows they can make a bunch of money for little work. Just print up a bunch of stamps that people will want to collect for their "future value" (cough cough) and there you'll have dumb people just giving you money.

Of course, any other beautiful design idea submissions will be cheerfully "considered."

In spite of my negative reviews, I think this is a much better idea than raising taxes. If the post office has it figured out this far, makes you wonder why the government can't keep doing more things like this to pay for reconstruction after the Tohoku disaster.

I do understand that the Japanese Postal Service is "privatized" but there's gotta be a way for them to get together to work out a deal for reconstruction...

After all, this issue of AKB48 stamps proves a few things:

1) Just when you thought it would be impossible to do, Japanese music, incredibly, gets worse.

2) As a reader recently pointed out that Japanese kids are no longer interested in western culture as they no longer desire to study English, Japanese society and culture is crumbling.

3) Japan is still a rich country.

4) There's still a sucker born every minute (in this case, a "licker"?) 

AKB48 - Japan's Lolita Soft Pornography Fetishism Goes Top 40

In Japan, there's no escaping a girl's pop group called AKB48. They are probably the crappiest one of all so far. This means that they are everywhere. On the trains, TV, magazines, newspapers, convenience stores, etc., etc. They are everywhere. You can't avoid them.


We don't have a TV at my house so I have been pretty well insulated. I do see their pictures on the train and in advertisements, but, since those are printed materials, I don't have to be subjected to their, er, "music".


AKB48 are everything that corporate music crap aspires to be. If you hate corporate schlock as much as I do then you are in for a real treat. Watching an AKB48 music video is like dying and being sent to Pop Music Hell.


If you've ever been searching for a reason to throw your TV set away, then then your time has come... But, then again, maybe not.... Their Youtube video has almost 39,000,000 views!


This video has it all: The sick perversion Japan has with the Lolita Complex... Girls in underwear... Tasteless idiocy, lack of talent (no, make that ZERO talent) and, on top of that, it is so totally uncool I feel like I'm going to be sick.


If I were an 18-year-old kid, I would never watch this crap. This is more embarrassing than Disco was in 1975! 


I'm sure fat Japanese geeks and dorks in Akihabara Electric Town go crazy over this sh*t.

AKB48 - HEAVY ROTATION

"Heavy Rotation"!? Indeed! 

Do these girl's father's know that they are running around in these videos in their underwear? Is this sh*t being sold in Victoria's Secret catalogues in Japan?


I hear that AKB48 has over hundred members "singing" it in now. That's good. Because these types of "artists" have no talent and are no better than human puppets. They are completely disposable so the minute they get a big head or any ideas, the managment of this unit will drop them like a hot potato.

AKB48 Newest video review! 

DJ Mike Rogers says, "Two thumbs up!..."

"...So that I can gouge out my own eyes out so 

that I never have to watch it again."

These girls cannot sing (I'll bet many of them don't actually sing on the music); they do not write the songs, so they get no publishing royalties; and they are paid a salary. Generally speaking these salary payment systems means that they get paid a small amount of money per month and have their apartment paid for.


Once out of the group, they are gone and will disappear into oblivion.


The best example that comes to mind is the girls duo known as Wink from the 1980's - early 90's. The two girls were paid royalties of 1.25% of total record sales (minus their salary and costs - including production for all videos, promotions, etc.) Wink sold over 25,000,000 CDs in Japan yet, after the breakup of the unit, they were basically penniless. The last I heard was one of them was working in a boutique in Sangenjyaya. The other one keeps making attempts at music, some fairly successful, but nothing like their past record...  it's over.

That's what happens to you when you are a human puppet in a group in Japan and paid a pittance.


That's where these faceless girls from AKB48 will be in 4 or 5 years too... Until the next big thing comes along.


But, the way they are going, and judging from this last video, at least the AKB48 girls can make porn videos like the one Keiko did after the breakup of Pink Lady.

Married in Japan at 16? Fine. In Porn Movies at 16? You're Under Arrest!

Tokyo Reporter has another one from the "You've Got to be Kidding Me!" files that just goes to show how the government wastes our tax money on ridiculous crap. It seems that a Japanese Adult Video company president has been arrested for employing a 16-year-old woman to star in porn films.

I have written before about how one Japanese woman makes $3 million (USD) a year as a porn actress and is the #7 highest paid porn star in the entire world! With things like that going on, no wonder anyone would consider a job in the porn industry.

Hell, I'd love it if my daughter was making $3 million dollars a year!

Shukkan Jitsuwa "Weekly Truth" 

From Tokyo Reporter:

The arrest of an AV president for employing the acting services of a teenage girl is sending shock waves through Japan’s porn industry, reports weekly tabloid Shukan Jitsuwa (Oct. 28).

On October 7, Tokyo Metropolitan Police collared the president and a manager of an AV (that is, adult video) production house, located in Bunkyo Ward, for violating prostitution and pornography statutes regarding child welfare following revelations that a 16-year-old girl was recruited by the firm to star in multiple porn DVDs.

The weekly explains that in January the president placed classified ads on mobile phone sites for recruitment purposes and subsequently brokered a deal with a 16-year-old from Chiba Prefecture.

"Violating prostitution and pornography statutes..." In Japan? I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you! It seems that this girl was doing well as a porn actress and making good money. The Tokyo Reporter continues:

In four months, Hanakiren-chan), as was her working name, made 19 films and garnered quite a following in a number of genres. 

Hanakiren

The actress had an apartment arranged by the production company and appeared to be living quite an extravagant existence — a far cry from her days of hanging out in the entertainment districts of Chiba City and Funabashi after finishing middle school in April of last year, continues the weekly.

“But once she started gaining popularity, speculation about her age began,” explains a local beat writer. “Then, all of a sudden, she disappeared without a trace. Not long thereafter her friend called a child pornography hot line, and that’s what lead to the arrests.”

Reading the above one can deduce that there are many girls of this girl's age who are applying their trade all over Japan. This is true. In this particular case, this girl got famous and then the police decided to take notice. It can also be deduced, from this article, that this girl was "working" in Chiba's pink section way before she ever got a chance to be in a video. Why don't the police do something about that? 


Only a fool would think that there are no 15 or 16 year olds hanging out and giving services at these "Pink Sections" all around Japan..


Oh, I forgot... They are too busy keeping Japan safe by giving out traffic tickets.

I don't want to make too many comments about this, but, in a country where it is legal for 16-year-olds to get married, I wonder why it is illegal for them to appear in porno movies? 

It's just more hypocritical nonsense and a waste of taxpayers money that the police are out "screwing around" with this nonsense. I'm sure that this girl's morals weren't destroyed because of a contract... Her problems (if you want to be judgmental and call them that) began at home not at an adult video company.

This is nonsense.

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Well, one of my good friends, Neil Bevin of Springboard KK. had told me the other day that my blog was really beginning to be depressing because of all the bad news... Well, sorry, Neil, my friend, but I have to call them as I see them.

I love Japan and want to live no where else, but things sure seem to be going to hell in a hand basket really quick recently when it comes to the economy and I don't see where things are getting better. One of my other good friends, Ira Hata of Bali Energy, strongly agrees with many Japan pundits who wrote to me about my blog complaining how upper Japanese management has sold their company future down the river in order to save their own retirement pensions saying,

"You can blame this mentality on the US who's ideals have been poisoning Japanese business values for years, Mike. Heck, the concept of life-time employment (a famous symbol of Japanese business practice) went down the toilet in the early 90's. Japan has lost it's ideals, values, and identity. She should give up and become the 51st State of the US..."

It might come as some surprise to many but there are a lot of Japanese people who agree with this kind of thinking and I am not so sure that they are wrong.

What's the point? Look at this first quick article across my desk this morning made me throw my hands in the air. It talks about how India is about to surpass Japan as the largest small car maker in the world.

From Business Standard:

India aims to become the small car hub of the world by dethroning Japan, the biggest maker of compact cars, a majority of which is consumed domestically. Last year, it had pipped Brazil to become the second-largest producer of such cars. While Japan produced 3.4 million small cars between January and December in 2009, India manufactured 1.48 million units in the same period. According to a top official from Tata Motors, the country's biggest vehicle maker, India would certainly become the biggest manufacturer of compact, fuel-efficient cars, as there is a growing demand for such versatile cars worldwide.


It might seem like a stretch for me to use this as a comparison of Japan versus the USA when it comes to a loss of competitiveness (which is actually the key to all of Japan's economic problems - besides having a government that spends and spends like there's no tomorrow). But this next article really made me wonder "What the heck?"


From the Independent UK:


HOOTERS COMES TO JAPAN

The first Japanese outlet of the risque Hooters chain will arrive in Tokyo on October 25, with more than 20 of the restaurant's trademark scantily clad waiting staff to welcome American franchise owner Coby Brooks and a long list of Japanese celebrities on opening night. Tokyo is a crowded market for restaurants, with overseas franchises such as the Hard Rock Cafe and TGI Friday's already well-established here, but manager Mark Imacho believes Hooters has a very different sort of night out.

In Japan, we already have one of the most racy and wildest sex industries in the entire world.... We don't need an American "Denny's" type of restaurant bringing porn to the masses... Trust that we already have tons of this sort of thing in Japan without having a chain restaurant bringing the same sort of low-brow "entertainment" in - especially a low-class American operation like Hooters!


Or is this just another part of bringing so-called "American Culture" to the world. Call me a prude, but, this sort of decadence is not needed.

We need solid industry... We don't need more sex industry, gambling, or this sort of thing.